I am sorry for the rubbish title. It’s a little bit late and my brain is slightly addled from a hard day of planning awesome things for you. Today I had a marvellous meeting with Luke Hodson (AM boss) and we’ve made awesome plans for all things social. Honestly, it’s gonna be better than spending a day in your pyjamas, whilst watching Breaking Bad and eating Kettle Chips with dips.
As you may’ve read on this month’s e-mail, we’ve got a lot of new business card options. This time last week, we only had one style of business card on the website, now we have SIX! Normal, recycled, heavyweight, folded (with a heavyweight option) and tri-folded. It’s kind of like that time I fell asleep during child birth and woke up with sextuplets. Don’t worry, I made that last bit up. I didn’t fall asleep.
Where was I? Competition time. Wanna win some business cards to promote all the awesome things you do, or to even just so you look proper bling when you go to the pub? Of course you do. Then all you have to do is to tweet us @awesomemerch and say “I wanna win 500 awesome business cards, so I can promote how goddamn AWESOME I am! #IAMTHEBUSINESS”
It’s as easy as that. One person will then win 500 of the recycled business cards, custom branded with their logo, name.. you know, the normal self-promotional malarkey. Winner announced at 6 p.m on Friday and as always, there’ll be runners-up prizes of goody bags and shirts!
Okay, that’s it. There’s been way too many paragraphs in this blog.