Hello all!
Hope all is well. Right, let’s not beat around the bush – let’s beat the hell out of the bush with a new competition for you all! How awesome. In the last week we’ve had an influx of poems e-mailed to AMHQ, well two to be exact which is two more than we’ve ever had before. So I’ve spoken to Luke Hodson and we’ve decided to set up a little creative comp for you all.
It can be a poem, a rhyme, a rap (video it!), a song (video/record) or a limerick.
Just post the words/link on our Facebook wall and we’ll choose the best entry! The winner will get a £50 voucher to spend at Awesome Merch, a custom printed mug with your lyrics/poem on and we’ll also print them out and frame them at AMHQ! Your lyrical genius will be forever engrained on our souls.
The only catch is that they have to be about AWESOME MERCHANDISE!
We support all types of creatvity, that’s why we opened it for for all your different creative talents. We’re trying to be the most AWESOME merch company about and hopefully succeeding! The comp closes on Friday October 28th. There’s some examples below for you… mines first and I KNOW you can do better.
I’ll be using the #awesomewords hashtag on Twitter and if you don’t have Facebook (silly) send us a link to there!
Good luck!
Jhon 
Jhon Cosgrove
I wake up early and go on the net
Facebook or Twitter is your best bet.
I tweet, I post, I comment, I like
Accompanied by Schofield and Dick Van Dyke.
I work for Awesome and my friend Luke
Who deals with my mails without rebuke.
I write a blog, which takes me a while,
Grammar confuses me, see here it’s on file…,,,?!
I’ve started this verse, I’m unsure why
As Monk’s just started, oh what a guy!
I love my job because all day I write
Then I dream of AWESOME from dark until light.
Sal Parker
I made it my mission you write you a sonnet
About how awesome your prices are on my wallet
I bought me some lighters and some picks for my band
Lovingly packaged by your awesome hands
My eyes welled up; my lips all a quiver
I looked down at my catch and cried a river
Do not be misled, do not feel sad
These were tears of joy at the items so rad
So thank you for being so ruddy great
For the blog that makes me feel like your mate
When I light a candle I think of you
For all of the awesomeness that you do!
Sara McCarthy
Dear Merchandise,
Awesome you are
My posters delivered,
On time from a far,
My A5s looking cool
And uncrushed
(not a hint of my asking
for them, in a rush),
My postcards revealing
Their doublesided flush
Of bright technicolour
At a price that was lush.
So now all my friends will be able to cheer
And use for themselves
Awesome Merchandise here:
Www.awesomemerchandise.comHello all.
Tags: Banter., Competition, Competitions, Fun, Limericks, Poetry, Rhymes, Songs, Words
We’re in a band and that you know
But all our Merch is gone
We’ve searched around the internet
Which company, what if it’s wrong?
Have no fear I hear you say
For there is help along the way
I’ll introduce this company
Their Merch is awesome, wait and see
So off I went an order placed
Worry then was on my face
You see we’ve been stung once before
And now I dread the knock at the door
It’s here it’s here the postman said
It filled my heart with a little dread
Worry not I hear you say
Awesome people saved the day
The Merch is amazing
The colours so bright
All well packaged
Ready for the night
The gig is over
The fans are pleased
They have their Merch
And are happy indeed
So if I can take a moment of your time
To listen to my little rhyme
You’ll be so pleased if you’re to go
And place an order they’ll help you so
Don’t be like me
Don’t worry and fret
Awesome Merch they’re the best yet
So recommend your friends right here
And let’s all give a great big cheer
Awesome Merch you are the best
Way much better than all the rest